Movie of the Week: Vampires, Jesus, Lesbians?

This week, I'm a little less angry than usual. That'll change surely, because I've got a new movie to show all of you. It's a masterpeice of design and cinematography. The plot is... intriguing, and action exciting. The movie I speak of? Jesus Christ: Vampire Hunter

Witness Act 1: Attack of the Atheists, when an elite Atheost Response Jeep deploys limitless warriors against Jesus (who recently got a haircut).
http://www.badmovies.org/multimedia/moviesx/jesusvamp1.mpg

...yeah. I'll refrain from hilarious comment.

The plot's messed up. Jesus gets told by his dad to get a haircut and stop looking like a filthy hippie, teams up with a mexican wrestler named El Santos and his Lesbian Girlfriend. Together, they save Mary, a priest's daughter and defeat the Lesbian Vampire Queen. Did I spoil it for you? Too bad. It's the least original film since Orgazmo, the Mormon Superhero film.

Whatever. Quality film is wasted on you philistines!

It Came from Cosplay #6 - HOLY SHIT!

It was Comicon 2005, several months ago. But one sight would still haunt me to this day. As I walked about, content to go about my own business... from the shadows, I was attacked by a hideous beast! It had the features of a black man, an angel, a vampire, and lots of masking tape. But not enough. It was...



...It's after me! OH GOD! OH GOD, RUN FOR IT. (insert jerky camerawork, fleeing in terror) ... I'm so scared ... Maybe next week, I'll throw up a thankfully hilarious clip of a movie I found... involving vampires, religion, and uh.. christ-fu?

Life is Depressing. Take a look.

Plenty busy still here, but I've found this a while back. A truely depressing list of quotes from people that you may find terrifying. Why? Because these people have money, power, or publicity... or a combination of the three.

http://www.reandev.com/taliban/

Meet the American Taliban. I say they should be strung up and shot without exception. But of course, that's just me and my affinity for shooting things.