Con After Action Report! #1

Things have been hectic recently with summer courses, but hell. As I write a full fledged article about the post tramatic stress disorder incurred from conventiongoing, here's a bit of a preview from what was seen. Look at Mary Tyler Moore over here, about to be raped no doubt by some kind of hideous man-beast.



I... think that was a Vampire. Even if he was wearing what must be an undead fashion faux-pas (Spiders don't make good man-bras or thongs). I assume that's electical tape coming out of his head as well, next to those goggles that probably should be down. You know, to cover up the fact that this freak spent 80 bucks on cosmetic contacts.

I don't want to even know about the jewels he's wearing. Glued to his skin. Does that taste like burning to you? It had fucking better. Here's a tip for any of you cosplayers: If you're thinking about dressing up like a freak, make sure you don't actually look like an actual goddamned freak. Now get the hell out of my mind, manwhore.